angelina jolie’s daughter
and gwen stefani’s son
both so cute
Parenting done right
ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?
I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life.
have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long
"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care
you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
do you wanna have sex?
c) a + b